Nobody cares what you realized or learned about yourself when you were high on dope


Calling women bitches and sluts during sex because they “asked” you to do it

Are you going to piss on just any fire hydrant that glances your way?


In regards to men who get bored while they’re cybering with me

Listen, let me make my first and greatest point. How easy can it possibly be for me to stick my fingers up my ass, rub my clit, and type to you at the same time? Not to mention being creative about it. I mean, I can either succesfully orgasm, or I can successfully cyber, give me some slack.